What I Ate! Article Headlines
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Good Morning!
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Article Date: |
Sunday, February 5, 2006, 11:23 am |
| Author: | Two Good Eyes |
| Category: | Home Cooked |
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Two Sunday morning yolks lookin at me starts my day.
Well, they were looking at me from the bowl until I smashed em up with a fork.
In fact, now that I think of it, they were actually begging for their lives.
Stupid eggs, can't even talk.
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Aerial View of My Breakfast
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Article Date: |
Sunday, February 5, 2006, 11:49 am |
| Author: | Google Pilot |
| Category: | Home Cooked |
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Super Bowl Survellience Flyover
Homeland Security sent another satellite and two B2 Stealth Bombers through my airspace again, packing their new x-ray vision specs.
I seem to be a person of interest during this Super Bowl whatchamacallit.
This time they caught me at breakfast.
Boy, if eating scrambled eggs standing up with a salad fork is a national security threat, they got me red-handed.
I was just told I have too much time on my hands.
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Square Meal
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Article Date: |
Monday, February 20, 2006, 10:30 pm |
| Author: | Round Head |
| Category: | Home Cooked |
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How do you fit a round egg in a square plate?
Scramble it. Duh.
Guess which are the "before" and "after" pictures?
This red square plate is kind of fun!
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Presentation Is Not Everything
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Article Date: |
Friday, February 24, 2006, 11:44 am |
| Author: | Breakfast Beast |
| Category: | Home Cooked |
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Kielbasa and eggs and toast and hash and browns and yum!
Hey, it's early and it's breakfast time.
When your eyes are only half open but your tongue is half out, it matters less what you see and more what you taste.
I saw that in a fortune cookie from some dimly lit dim sum dive.
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Lunch With a Twist
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Article Date: |
Saturday, February 25, 2006, 11:52 am |
| Author: | Deli Delite |
| Category: | Home Cooked |
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Whew! The last of the kielbasa.
A kielbasa lunch!
Stadium style: on a paper plate, with two kinds of mustard and a Coke.
A few Girl Scout cookies thrown in at the end, because my doctor says I don't get enough sugar in my diet.
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