Twinkies Lite !
Category: Whatever !
Submited by Ho Ho da Ho
Saturday, November 5, 2005, 4:10 pm
New and Improved! Twinkies Lite - All the Raisins, Half the Hair!
Finally! My favorite culinary concoction wrapped ready-to-eat for me, without those pesky hairball problems!
I scooped armfuls of the new Twinkies Lite into my shopping cart. They all thought I was crazy, putting all that garbage into my body like that.
But I didn't care. The childhood memories of eating this stuff off the floor were too strong to resist. I had to relive my youth. As kids, we had to root out the hair with our fingers. Now the grubbing and extrication process is fully automated and I can enjoy my favorite snax anytime!